anti - shield

A word to imply the use of something that either doesn't exist, or is completely irrelevant.

Victim: Guys, I need some help with a serious family issue. What should I do?

You: USE AN ANTI - SHIELD!!

by Rhaukuma August 02, 2010

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 03, 2009

Pulling A Shields

The act of doing something dumb and laughing annoyingly afterwords.

"Dude check this out!" *does something stupid and laughs annoyingly*
"Quit pulling a shields"

by SD&JV April 10, 2009

Schawg Shield

The ability to not be effected by low grade marijuana. Typically gained by experienced pot smokers.

Jack: "Dude, we're so high."

Jackson: "Yeah, but look at Robby."

Jack: "It's alright, he's just got a schawg shield."

by Jacksonjack September 24, 2009

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Gavin Shields

A faggot.

Me: You see Gavin Shields over there?
Friend: Oh yeah that faggot.
Me: Yeah well he may be a faggot but I wouldn't mind tryin' some of that Gavussy.

by FrankussySlayer9000 March 13, 2022

storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 September 03, 2008