a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)
Shut up you have a scorpion dick.
by butt pluggz February 19, 2009
Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.
*Scorpion Men scramper by*
Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"
Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"
Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"
Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"
by Sasquatch_Rebel May 03, 2008
Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.
by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005
To fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. This is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. Upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell "BITCH!" in order to claim supremacy over the victim.
by allsyx May 04, 2011
The Scorpion Stinger deserves more attention, he is that underrated
by TheScorpionSpammer July 10, 2018
The homosexual act between 5 men in which 2 men are jerked off by one man while he is fucked from behind by man 4 who is simultaneously being fucked by man 5
by GorillaForeskin&balls August 09, 2022
A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.
My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?
by LizLemmon September 04, 2012