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Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up
Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching
by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021
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The Screaching Phoenix

To receive oral sex while your partner has the fireball drink in their mouth. The one receiving will then scream and shout and move resembling a phoenix being reborn.
Bro she hit me with the screaching phoenix and I didn't know what to do.
by JakmasterLoL September 17, 2022
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munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much
A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching
by Silverspit July 29, 2023
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distance screeching

A feeling when conditions from the past are haunting us and still make noises in our heads, although they seem to be distant. Can apply to historical conditions. Past events influence today’s minds and actions. E.g. our own past, as well as societal, institutional pasts inevitably shape theories and how we look at them. What we teach and learn today is intertwined with our past. Echoes reproduce power structures and reach into the present. The original sound can deform, how it is heard from a distance changes (e.g. become shriller). Although today many look on colonialism more critically, it still shapes institutions, worldviews, actions. It is visible in the books resting in our libraries, in the accessibility of institutions (Decolonising Knowledge: What Is Decolonisation? | Rolando Vázquez Melken 5:24), how history is told by western museums. We must recognize and draw attention to this screeching (e.g. as one can see in the actions Mwazulu Diyabanza does in Museums (Gimlet)). We need to question who owns, who tells stories, defines, has power, whose voices are being heard? To decolonize we must recognize that power structures are still active. We must question the sounds from the past without denying they exist, but by reshaping how we perceive them and making sure they are not repeated, by making sure they are not echoes.

Sources:
Decolonising Knowledge: What Is Decolonisation? Rolando Vázquez Melken. 2021.
Gimlet. I Want To Report A Theft.
“I still have a distance screeching.”

“I think you got distance screeching.”

“These theories are distance screeched. *”

*However, colonial power structures should be labeled as such as clear as possible. The proposed term should be seen more as an additional visualization.
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2 guys clenching their fist

It means both men like to have cum on their faces on a daily basis
by Huang222773 May 6, 2022
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