Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009

sabertooth tiger

A prehistoric "cougar" that preys on young men that could be her grandson's age.

When I took my grandma to Bingo, her sabertooth tiger friends couldn't keep their paws off me.

by The Rountrees March 6, 2010

Samer

a guy who is so bored that he searches his name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."

Guy 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?

Samer: Shut up before I kill you.

by dr.philsbrotherinlawsmom October 25, 2010

saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

by The Eta July 2, 2009

Sager

Someone who is both an asshole and a badass.

Sager kicked my ass and stole my woman, while teaching me math.

by Jon Baum January 11, 2005

samerits

To have the shits or diarrhea

fuck me that curry gave me the samerits

by Jay vale December 31, 2006

Penis Saber

A game typically played by 2 males. Both players stand in front of the toilet and start peeing into it. While peeing you must use your pee-stream as a light saber and clash against the other pee-stream. The first person whos lightsaber runs out of energy is the loser. Added points for sound effects.

Guy1: Hey wanna play Penis Saber?
Guy2: Only if I can be Darth Vader

by Sabazou January 3, 2009