Examples of samerism:
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam:
Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I
don't
orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I
like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!