cock storage

refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho

She just slept with the entire football team. That girl is just cock storage!

by Dawlface March 7, 2008

low storage

Death

Person 1: Yo my phones got low storage

Person 2: Ok bro I'll miss you a lot. Your funeral is gonna be lit!

by FAPPIN IT July 23, 2016

Gojo Satoru

The most hot, coolest, epic and amazing person ever.

Gojo satoru is so hotttttttttttttt

by anonymous January 11, 2022

balls in storage

Celibacy

He put his balls in storage a while back.

by Steve120 April 12, 2010

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013

lag storage

Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.

Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.

by Attack Frog (56th ARG) July 4, 2005