Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Cut software

When you load the M2 machine CNC cutting torch with antimatter fuel and launch your business into another region.

I lit my hair on fire again I'm cut software and that's my haircut.

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.

by dreaded1 January 24, 2008

Twisted (Software)

Twisted projects variously support TCP, UDP, SSL/TLS, IP multicast, Unix domain sockets, many protocols (including HTTP, XMPP, NNTP, IMAP, SSH, IRC, FTP, and others), and much more. Twisted is based on the event-driven programming paradigm, which means that users of Twisted write short callbacks which are called by the framework.

Hey bro I got a knew programming software!

Oh what’s the name of the software ?

Twisted (SoftWare) © 2022

by Α January 25, 2022

Web Based School Management Software

Influence of technological development has totally changed our lives, especially in previous decade. This technological development has also affected education, which is, indeed, the basic constituent of a successful human being the fact that there are few exceptional cases. However, apart from the latest learning techniques that technology did bring in our society, the revolution of technology has done its noticeable in making the management of educational institutions much simpler, that too in an unprecedented way. The major method for such a simplification is the use of a web based school management software or school ERP systems, which would possibly help the school management in tremendously increasing the pace of management of an educational institutions. Actually, web based school management software is an integrated set of software modules and another parts for simplifying the management of an educational institutions.

Our school needs a web based school management software.

by IFCON SchoolPro May 10, 2016

gearbox software

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gearbox software grease

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!

Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2025