Software Engineering

The Oompa Loompa of Science

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa

by The looser September 25, 2023

Software Price Inflation

Software Price Inflation is when a price of a software or application rises due to the raising amount of the software piracy for that specific software. Companies do this to make up for lost revenue

You can calculate it by comparing its price when it was first released and seeing how much it has risen in % until present day.

"The Software Price Inflation on this game is huge wtf"

by Your Moms Cannabis Addiction June 21, 2021

software proposal

A software proposal is a detail-oriented document clearly outlining the objectives of the project like technical , terms and financial aspects of the software project .These software proposals helps the Business Professionals to automate their routine tasks.

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by Jack Smart November 30, 2013

Boss Software

A software company providing websites and other commercial based applications to clients at outstanding prices!

Mark: "We should really get a website for our business!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Boss Software in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip June 27, 2023

PROXY (software)

PROXY is a licensed software product made by PROXY Networks. Besides being utterly stupid to name any software "proxy" (more widely known as being something completely different in IT networking), the product still looks like it's from Windows 95 and handles more or less to that capacity.

It's complete crap

Idiot help desk tech: My IT shop uses PROXY (software) for remote connections to manage our infrastructure.

Network tech: Wait, why are you using a network proxy for something you need to access remotely?

Every other IT professional: PROXY sucks, use something... literally ANYTHING else.

by donotmicrowaveagain May 18, 2020

Twisted (Software)

Twisted projects variously support TCP, UDP, SSL/TLS, IP multicast, Unix domain sockets, many protocols (including HTTP, XMPP, NNTP, IMAP, SSH, IRC, FTP, and others), and much more. Twisted is based on the event-driven programming paradigm, which means that users of Twisted write short callbacks which are called by the framework.

Hey bro I got a knew programming software!

Oh what’s the name of the software ?

Twisted (SoftWare) © 2022

by Α January 25, 2022

drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.

by dreaded1 January 24, 2008