schlappa

slutty little 13-15 yr olds in highschool who put out to any boy that will take them. older guys can use corney pick up lines and they will gladly jump in their pants.
feels the need to be popular so dresses the same (eg. ra-ra skirts & ugg boots or kookai clothes) boobs poppin out and no respect for themselves. also known as slurry's.

RANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

man, what a schlappa! looks like a fkn tart.

by liziii July 27, 2006

Schleef

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.

I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.

by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009

Schlepp

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.

Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

schleppezste

shlep

A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.

He's such a schleppezste!!!

by schleppezste April 13, 2021

Schleaffe

1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage

Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?

by OldDoobs September 8, 2010

Schleipman

To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.

"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "

"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!

by Fritzel Schnitzel July 22, 2019

Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 15, 2020