Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 15, 2020

Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 15, 2020

Schlap

A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.

Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.

by Gerbenn June 3, 2018

schlap

To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.

Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.

also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.

#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."

#2 "one good schlap deserves another"

by yourmotherthepope July 1, 2007

Schlap

Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.

(Only applicable if you have a penis)

I'm gonna schlap you across the face!

by TheColorman June 21, 2021

schlap

To nut on your hand and slap somebody with the same exact hand.
The other variant is Schmack

Bro shut up before schlap you.

by Paxso-Africano May 8, 2024

Schlap

Shitting into your palm, shoving your hands in another's face and proceeding to clap

"I'm going to schlap Harold later"
"Dude what the fuck

by Schlapper March 7, 2025