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Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.
I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.
by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019
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Rusty Trombone

Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.
Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.

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by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011
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Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!
Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
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rusty trombone

When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.
She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.
by spazzy690 March 22, 2011
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It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
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rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.
I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.
by ShadowChix March 8, 2017
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Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.
I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.
by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022
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