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Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.
I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.
Professor Brown by Zendalia February 18, 2017
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Professor Ryan

A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.
Curtis: Oh my lord. All he wants is attention. He must be Professor Ryan
Professor Ryan by Wizabell January 4, 2018

Professor Ryan

A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.
Curtis: Oh my lord. He just wants attention. He must be a Professor Ryan
Professor Ryan by Wizabell January 5, 2018

Professor Genius 

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same
Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*
Professor Genius by kople700 July 22, 2018

Professor X 

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.
Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.
Professor X by Chase77 August 12, 2018

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!
Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
professor beep by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

Professor F 

The professor of fuck who teaches all ages😉
Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Professor F by Icemagez March 8, 2019