Pocket Call

v.

1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.

Dude, you gotta take your phone out of your pants when you're gettin' it on, you pocket called me. Oh, why did she call you "nasty butler?"

by rayagan August 30, 2005

poke test

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.

I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.

by Nuffer May 10, 2008

Pocketfriend

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009

poke the yolk

A phrase that means to engage in sexual intercourse with a virgin woman. When you have sex with her, you "poke her yolk." There are many variations of this phrase. For males, you can say "choke the yolk" or "stroke the yolk." And upon completion of the aforementioned activities, the "yolk is broke." Other words that rhyme with yolk that make for extremely entertaining sexual innuendos: stoke, toke, bloke, folk, and James Polk. This definition came into existence while three young men were eating breakfast at a small restaurant in Colorado on January 15th, 2010.

I was just finishing up my P.E. class when this girl decided to stroke my yolk. She asked me if I wanted to poke the yolk with her for a little while, but I just wanted my bloke choked and I declined. Unfortunately, though, I left before my yolk broke.

by Barbequed Yolk January 15, 2010

outta pocket

a slang term used to describe when someone has crossed a line
when someone says some weird shit

when someone does some downright fuckery

Carl-"i like toes"
jerome-Bruh you outta pocket

by real,nigga March 12, 2019

slod-pocket

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

by cajunchick February 27, 2010