poontang clan

A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.

matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....

Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.

by sk8live June 2, 2006

poontang

An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.

Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.

I enjoy sipping on poontang.

You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.

by JoHa841 March 24, 2009

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

Poonis

When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo

Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again

by Big_Dick_Cockroaches March 8, 2021

Poontang master

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

by Mistuh February 18, 2008

PHD in poontang

A person who has no actual schooling or training in having sex but feels that they know enough about sex to make them an expert and offer people advice.

First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.

Man 1: How do you know that women like being spanked while listened to Al Green?

Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.

Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.

Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.

by Leachy March 29, 2008

Poontainia

Noun/ Discribes a fantastical place that men enter when the poontain is abundant or readily available.

We are heading to the party tonight and I hope it is poontainia up in there. My wife thinks her poontain is the only one in town, she best remember that poontainia is just up the road. A dad and son are setting at the beach and the son said " dad lets go get some poontain " and dad said " no let's go find poontainia "

by Shane BiGame May 27, 2013