poonanza

a party which is compromised almost entirely of attractive females

dude i cant believe we didnt sneak into that poonanza last night. there were so many hot girls there

by Mathuba June 10, 2011

poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022

poonanny

a females personal spot down below

i want her poonanny

by billy burke October 11, 2003

poondangle

Very very loose labia, aka hang low pussy lips.

Damn girl, your poondangle looks like a pack of raw bacon!!! or maybe an Arbys roast beef?

by Gordon Howard January 14, 2008

poontang

pussy; by extension, a girl, a good time or sex.

From French "putain" = "hooker", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief.

Also "pootang" or simply "poon".

"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986)

"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem

by Wurstbrot July 3, 2007

Poonani tsunami

a reunion of poons the likes of which this world is not prepared to handle

get ready for the poonani tsunami of summer 2005 :)

by CK Washington April 25, 2005

Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009