Definitions by Aaayyyy
Back-Pipe
Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.
Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*
Pity Titty
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.
Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
Pity Titty by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
poontang bluff
When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.
Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”
poontang bluff by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022