plolp

Stupid, idiotic,dumb

That was such a plolp show!

by Food is burger 1 January 30, 2018

Plomp

To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.

I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!

by Dav321 July 6, 2016

plop a sloppy

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta plop a sloppy."

by Adam Mathew Martillo March 7, 2007

plop a few pounds

When you need to drop a few pounds by having a big dump.
This happens when you've:
1) Just had a big meal
2) Been constipated and need to let one rip
3) Been out all night and don't trust public toilets

John: Ahh man I was out all night and the public toilets were disgusting so when I got home I had to plop a few pounds.

Mat: Dude that's disgusting !!

by g-fortress March 27, 2009

plop

The sound your shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

"I was taking a huge shit and the plops were so loud"

by coco2001h April 29, 2020

Ploot

A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.

"Our toilet's clogged with another ploot!"

by Stinkerino October 2, 2020

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

by Telephony March 7, 2016