Pledgehammer

Asking your chosen partner to prepare their orifice of choice, taking a run-up, and completing insertion and ejaculation in one fluid motion.

Did you hear that Tom got Jess pregnant using The Pledgehammer?!

by PledgehammerEnthusiast February 15, 2025

PLEDGIDENCE

The feeling of cautious, anxious waiting for
Someone's actions,
where you've committed to believing in their
potential (the benefit of the doubt) but are
already steeling yourself for the high probability of an unfavorable outcome (the disappointment). It is the state of hope
leveraged against dread.

I was watching Episode 5 of one of my favorite reality dating competition shows and on the episode one of my favorite contestants had to witness what all of them do when coupled up, and as she watched him laugh with the new bombshell by the pool, a sharp pang of PLEDGIDENCE tightened in her chest 🤨🤔😔she wanted to believe his loyalty was real, but she knew exactly how that scene usually ended.❤️ 🔥💔❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥.

by MINDFULISHLYGEMSOULED November 26, 2025

eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.

Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."

by halonistic June 29, 2012

Papa Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the gut, of our lord and savior papa. To the poggers, for which I dab. One man, a sexy beard, 2 women, with the ability to out twerk them all.

Papa Pledge is poggers.

by logan_580 November 30, 2020

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir”

- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

nic pledge

pledge that has to carry nicotine on them

brother: where is the nic pledge? i need my zyns.

by p00perman12six April 26, 2024