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Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play but got bored in AP Research class, so you played it with your peers.
Hey Bob get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private
by lolxd23researchman April 28, 2022
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Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas
Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!
by Zchwen October 3, 2011
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Petshop Boy

A male member of the human race, who likes to find pleasure in the act of insertion of small animals into their rectum.
Don't let him look after your ferret! He's a fucking petshop boy!
by elprza October 28, 2003
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disposable pets

Disposable pets are those small, furry or feathered things which seem to come and go frequently, particularly in families with several children. They have a rather high mortality rate - particularly when they are purchased as part of a "responsibility-development" program for a small child. Often, they can um, pass on and be replaced the same day, and no one is the wiser.
Hamsters, parakeets, mice, little turtles from the pet store, and the more common fish for fishbowls rather than large tanks - like goldfish, mollies, etc. - are all examples of disposable pets. They have to be rather generic in color and pattern, the more easily to be replaced; after all, who can tell one mollie from another? But a dog or cat is easily identified, and therefore NOT a disposable pet.
by Momcat March 11, 2008
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Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.
Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.
by Trollcat June 4, 2013
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teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.
Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.
by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007
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pette

The hardest, baddest motherfucker on the streets. Definitely has a 12 foot cock.
Dam pette is a pussy slayer
by Odin pette August 22, 2017
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