PILF

Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

by Jeff Kelley October 18, 2008

PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

pilf

Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.

Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!

by John Argon August 6, 2006

PDIAF

Acronym: Please Die In A Fire

Dear IPV6, I hate you, PDIAF!

nobody gives a shit about you, your opinion, or your blog. please die in a fire.

by dougnaka July 23, 2010

pilf

pledge i'd like to fuck

erin from APO sure is a pilf

by pilf#2 November 16, 2006

PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

by splint0r July 5, 2009

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007