A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by mart1779 February 11, 2009
Get the molestache mug.A quaint little towne where, one would assume not much goes on. But in fact, the opposite would be correct.
Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter.
The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality.
The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne.
The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age.
Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins.
In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter.
The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality.
The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne.
The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age.
Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins.
In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
"I say my fellow do you know of a nice place to make my way in life?"
"Why, yes good sir I do know of such a place, the towne of Moorestowne. But heed this warning, try not to trifle with the dangerous outlaws that inhabit portions of the towne"
"Why, yes good sir I do know of such a place, the towne of Moorestowne. But heed this warning, try not to trifle with the dangerous outlaws that inhabit portions of the towne"
by Sir Charles of Moorestowne October 12, 2013
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1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)
1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)
1. (3 combined with 2)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)
by Simon Lee March 19, 2005
Get the chinese modesty mug.A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007
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an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.
an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.
by MrEngrish April 7, 2011
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He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.
by Trimaze February 16, 2013
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by RJ LBC January 12, 2014
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