Moronto

Where you'll find the largest population of Morons in Canada; Toronto.

I LOVE Moronto and I'm a proud Morontonian.

I was reading the Moronto Star today - what? Yes, yes, I can read. No, not just texts and abbreviations - full words too. No, I'm not a Morontonian.

I was watching City Panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the Gardiner and 401 aren't blocked. Thousands of Morontonian's have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a clusterfuck again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

BUDDY #1: Eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da Cheronno Make-Beliefs game tanite?
BUDDY #2: Ah, yah, bud!
BUDDY #1: Ah, now dats a TRUUUUE Morontonian fer ya, eh!

I'm an unemployed Morontonian because I got fired from McDonald's when they found out I smoked crack because, you know, it's not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. Getting the next Big Mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and I wouldn't want to be a bad role model to the youngsters I serve Happy Meals to.

by Rotten Johnny March 6, 2014

Moronavirus

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.

“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”

by Joejohn July 18, 2020

Moron

A person who is lacking intellectual capacity and general common sense.
This slang word is mostly used in a derogatory sense.

Eg. I can't believe he dumped you for her, he is such a moron!

by YC7 June 24, 2008

moronese

The common language spoken by a moron = (IQ 50-69)

George Bush: Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again

by MJ Harris April 29, 2008

moron tax

Making yourself poorer with moronic decisions.

Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."

"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose

by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018

moromillas

Moromillas is a name used when people are trolled on the internet. Moro for short is the term cut shorter, when a person is trolled and harassed together.

That guy I met on the internet has gone moromillas on me.

by Slitherin mage October 17, 2019

fuck-moron

An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.

Fuck-moron:

*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*

Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.

Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!

by LeManly August 27, 2011