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Moronavirus 

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.
“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”
Moronavirus by Joejohn July 18, 2020

Moronavirus 

A virus that affects the stupidest of people. Makes them act irrational, wreckless, and like a moron.
Hey did you hear? Trump has moronavirus.
He's still my president.
I didn't know it was contagious! Get away!
Moronavirus by Cunter Jewheim March 2, 2020

moronavirus 

A virus related to COVID-19 that affects both sides of the political spectrum. Symptoms are either intense overreaction or extreme ignorance.
Moronavirus patient #1: How dare you step outside your house. We need to keep locked down until we find a vaccine.
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?
moronavirus by Boxcar Bob May 26, 2020

Moronavirus 

Panic disease that spreads through TV and the Internet
Sad, but Moronavirus is difficult to treat..
Moronavirus by Abletory March 22, 2020

Moronavirus 

is a highly contagious mental disease, spawned from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) and spread by watching liberal news stations.
The effects are extreme stupidity, personality disorders exhibiting extreme hatred; in conjunction with individual support for the disease; resembling Stockholm syndrome. Among other symptoms including; mask wearing, excessive cleaning, purchasing far more toilet paper than you can possibly use in a year and a tendency to identify normal human health problems and/or death as support for their imaginary disease.
Look at that idiot and his mask, he’s obviously suffering from the moronavirus.
Moronavirus by Moronavirus October 28, 2020

BC - Before Coronavirus 

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"