Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.
Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Get the Monk's Wool Threads mug.A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)
Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
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Get the Monk Down mug.Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
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Get the monk status mug.1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.
Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
by Mr. November February 7, 2009
Get the monk fuck mug.General plural term for illicit and abused drugs; originated and mostly used in the Cedar Valley of Iowa, which is a state of the U.S. Derivative most probably from the term monk
Can you believe that innocent old man is on monk stuff?
Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.
Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.
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