Metaphory

when something is metaphor-esque

"I just want it to sound metaphory"

by King of Dolphins January 27, 2013

Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.

You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.

by ellietist October 3, 2016

metaphARGHs!

metaphor: the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn’t, invoking a direct similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, but in the case of English without the words like or as, which would imply a simile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metaphARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metaphors.

"metaphARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

Metapwhorically

A way of speaking used by some exotic dancers that allows them to speak their mind to a rude customer without making a him angry, so he will still give her money.

She wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but instead struck up a conversation about masturbation and encouraged him not to be ashamed. Like many strippers, she was speaking metapwhorically.

by Dikatomy March 6, 2013

metaphile

people who loves Win Metawin Opas-iamkajorn (เมธวิน โอภาสเอี่ยมขจร).

“which 'phile' are you?”
“metaphile”
SHEEEEESH

by your favorite carrots May 6, 2021

metavore

1)adj. Nourished by or sustained by stimulation of the senses. Consumes light , music, visions, vibrations , tastes and textures with significant appreciation.

2)poetic: Thrives during times of change or uncertainty.

1) Do not starve this Metavore with a dull, pleasureless existence, the life of the ascetic is worse than death

2) Im not worried, I’m a
Metavore…I eat chaos for breakfast!

by slipslip October 2, 2021

Metaporn

Something that will get you on the FBI's most wanted list very quick. Avoid at all costs!

My brother got arrested for consuming metaporn. He now faces death penalty.

by Ffffuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2022