i have reached maximum boredom

You have😃

I have reached maximum boredom and defined this

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.

El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023

maximum send

when you do something to the best it can be done

Bro I just played that beer pong game at maximum send.

by Chuckwool November 6, 2017

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

maximum capacity

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.

Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.

by raz December 28, 2016

Maximizer

A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.

"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"

by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017

Maximum density

A point where a material has its highest density

Water's maximum density is at 3.98 degrees celsius

by dbizdfvy May 15, 2019