mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)

Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.

by Hot Licks November 1, 2015

Stage Manager

Some one in charge or getting all the wallabys on stage and feeding them cornflakes.

"Hey stage manager, get them damn wallabys on stage pronto!".....strewth

by Jrodriguezz April 6, 2011

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 9, 2020

Manasa

The opposer of Pujeebus, Manasa distorts sticks beyond repair. Sticks scream in agony as they suddenly grow eyes, mouths, ears, hair, feet and/or hands.

Oh my God, she mutated Stickney!

by 343GS September 28, 2003

manasek

Manasek is that bitch that will be there for you no matter what and for some unknown reason you’ve never seen her cry like bitch needs to cry sometimes but it’s alright she’s super smart and talented. She’s super supportive and bitch you is like super lucky to have her as a friend and that’s on PERIODTTT

Manasek is that bitch

Love you bitch

by Milk-em-tiddies April 13, 2021

Manajester

A manager who consistently makes a fool of themselves by saying stuff that doesn't make sense or by inadvertently insulting there employees because of their actions and/or inability to string coherent sentences together. This condition is usually synonymous with a person being promoted to or above their level of incompetence.

1. Manajester thanking an employee for bringing in cakes that their partner made for morning tea: "My compliments to your wife... She was great"

2. Manajester to new employee: "Let's go out for a coffee, I want to give you one!"

3. Manajesters have the ability to maintain the belief that any deadline can be met just by wishing it (even when the project is behind schedule and they are still adding new things).

by Manajestered November 15, 2011

mañanero

Early morning sex

Me heche un mañanero con mi morra antes del jale.

by Ultra86 November 8, 2020