Loner Daydream

When you have imaginary sex with everybody in the room.

I was so bored that I had a loner daydream.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Loner Toke

the hit you take while your buddy gets bitched at by his girlfriend for getting high

jeez, i just took the longest Loner Toke while ben got bitched at

by iwashigh April 5, 2011

loner awareness day

The day also known as February 14th. On this day single people eat chocolate and ice cream because they don't have a valentine.

Hey Chrissy, you should come over for loner awareness day.

by I think I'm in love again September 15, 2016

loner stoner

when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed

"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)

by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009

loner stoner

A person with no friends that spends their days in a corner doing drugs.

Meredith: What's that weird guy doing in that corner?
Trish: Looks like he's doing drugs.
Meredith: Seems to me like a bit of a loner stoner.

by dust123 September 20, 2009

Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014