Jean licker

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.

Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...

by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009

pussy licker

One who performs the act of cunnilingus.

by Finchy Poo May 31, 2003

Fish Licker

An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.

Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."

by BillyBo__b December 20, 2012

dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005

arse licker

Someone who ingratiates themeselves. See brown nose

John Howard is an arselicker

by -db- August 12, 2003

fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007