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labtop

a dog that can used to be surf the internet and/or post random drunken threads on siccness. usually can be walked using an ethernet leash. kicks it around east 27th in Oakland
MAN MY FUCKING SCREEN IS CRACKED ON MY LABTOP
AT THE BOTTOM ITS NOT PHYSICALLY CRACKED BUT YOU KNOW
THE SCREEN IS FUCKED UP MY DRUNK ASS NEIGHBOR WE OFF HELLA HENNSY AND A MICKY'S

why dose it take forever to download albums from my labtop
i am using wireless and winwar its not hell shit on here
its just when i try to dl album or song the shit says hella hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ?

a this nigga labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound
on his shit
one love

the goon says thanks in advance lol
by tweezebabymama November 2, 2009
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Labug

A person so absolutely adorable that the world would explode without their existence
Zach looks at Labug and he melts a little inside as he stairs from a distance
by Lala1626 April 30, 2014
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LABTUD

(Chat Expression) An acronym for "Life's A Bitch, Then U Die"

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LABATYD (Life's A Bitch and Then You Die)
roommate: The vet called, they said your dog didn't make it and it's going to cost $200 more to cremate him.
me: LABTUD...
roommate: ???
me: Life's A Bitch, Then U Die. I made it up.

roommate: Oh, ok. never heard that b4. are you going to pay them?
me: They can throw his dead body in the trash for all I care. I maxed out my credit card and took out a payday loan to pay for his surgery. I'm broke(n).
roommate: How can you say that? he's your dog! doesn't he deserve a proper burial!?
me: That corpse in that freezer isn't my dog. He was born, had a few happy years, tgot bitten by an alligator and died a horrible death. ALL living things die. We pretend that we can do something to change this be we can't. We're born, we suffer, we die. It's always been this way, from the beginning of time.
roommate: I see your point. LABTUD
by Technophant April 19, 2018
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Lautenschlagered

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.
I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.
by Lautenschlagered June 16, 2018
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Lautist

A man with the name Laurids that acts like an autist online even if he doesn't have any form of autism.
"Lautist is my Nigga"
"He has is being a Lautist"
"Do you have Lautism or something?"
by Lautist February 10, 2020
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Lbutnotfromdeathnote

A hot mf who is the nicest,most talented person anyone will come across who is also very hot and did I mention they are hot 😫😫
Lbutnotfromdeathnote is very cool they’re so awesome and very good looking :3
by L :3 June 17, 2021
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Laburi

A magical and cute creature that first appeared in BDZ, a music video of Kpop group Twice. Comes in various colors. Also known as Lovely.
We need to save Laburi to restore the world’s happiness and love!
by nolaburi_nolife November 23, 2021
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