dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins

Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!

by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

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kayden

A term describing the cheese like material that accumulates on unwashed genitalia.

Man, I wanted to try the taco, but it was a kayden-fest down there!

by 2CanPlai July 27, 2010

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Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 4, 2008

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Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 17, 2018

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Kaeden

A little fuck boy with no friends because he likes the patriots. He’s only ever been attracted to girls twice his height. If you’re looking for a sexy man to have a good time in bed with, it’s not Kaeden. His name most likely means tiny dick.

“Hey is that Kaeden”
“Yeah, how’d you know?”
“Because he looks like he had a small dick

by 420ShartShart January 10, 2020

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