Kalani te ohaere

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019

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kalanii

A Real nugget head nigga that’s down to ride when it’s drama time

Forrest Whittaker is a real kalanii with that big ass head

by Lilbighomiee January 5, 2018

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Karoni

absent minded, forgetting something doing something funny to ones self

She Karonied her meeting with her parole officer, cause she was watching Oprah. She Karonied her car keys, cutting her self with a butter knife was a pure Karoni. See blonde joke

by 1hunglower November 11, 2010

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kamoni

fake wanna be italian, try to act italian, but aint shit

man dat fool dat owns the pizza place is str8 kamoni

by SAND_MC July 9, 2003

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Kalani

He is the realest Muthaphuk'n G

Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch

by UrMate9113 April 12, 2020

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