Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.

I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.

by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.

"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."

by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007

jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!

the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.

by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014

jizzizle

to jizz/cum/ejaculate/a pearl necklace

i jizzizled on some bitch yesterday

by panfilo diaz October 7, 2011

Jizztory

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.

"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"

by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009