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Jewpes

A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the small Pittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.
"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"
by CenterForJewpesAwareness June 19, 2009
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Jewpon

Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.
Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !
by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010
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jewpanasian

Creten shoemaker children who actually hailed from Cambodian descent. When the child labor laws were passed against children under the age of twelve working in shoe factories, they were disowned by their parents and forced to leave Cambodia and take on the jewpanasian heritage. This is a completly falsified heritage and is now overrun with small, slanted eyed midgets with a phenominal ability to make shoes.
Have you seen the new Jewpanasian shoes made by Reebok?
by FCW October 8, 2008
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Jewpanese

someone who is a jewish person and also speaks jewish and japanese.
by Rachel Valdez May 13, 2005
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Jewper

a Jewish Persian or a Persian Jew. They are either from Isreal or Iran (or both), and have massive quantities in Los Angeles, New York, and Vancouver. They tend to have a good amount of money, often showcased in their house and BMW, though sometimes the car can be a Mercedes. Most are well educated. They love to party, carry a lot of drama with them, and like to party and go places for vacation even more. Although, they do have really delicious food.
Im sick of all these Jewpers in Beverly Hills. Why cant they be in Tel Aviv or Tehran?
by ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh June 19, 2011
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Jewpressed

Depressed because the Zionist Occupied Government, the Fractional Reserve Zionist Banking System, the Zionist Controlled Media, and Israel got you down. Usually results from recent or long term monetary loss such as student loan debt, decreased job opportunities, inflation, and horrible bosses. One can fall into a state of jewpression from any were between a few hours or indefinitely. Jewpression on a spectrum ranges from being upset for a few hours because you paid to much for car insurance on the low end. Or in the high end it can be as severe as it was for the terrorist on 9/11 of whom all suffered from some state of jewpression.
I am Jewpressed my student loan debts are piling up faster then the unemployment rate.

Once we start a war with Iran there will be more jobs, until then I will remain in a state of Jewpression.

I am Jewpressed because money is debt! I have no assets, and I cant get a loan. So I have to work for people who have access to money. I only get paid after they inflate prices based of my work. I only get a fraction of the wealth I create. Only people with assets and access to money get to control the economy. Its a paradoux, I am Jewpressed.
by PattyPounderGtown February 12, 2014
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Jewplicate

To make a cheap copy of something.
Steinberg jewplicated books at the bookstore with his camera because he was too cheap to buy them.
by urban-dicktionary-man January 7, 2015
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