jaiko

Jaiko means extreme clean! People from Ottawa Ontario say Jaiko because of a local business that does extreme all kinds of clean for a few decades.

Omg the new house looks like it's been touched by Jaiko

by #jaikocleaningservices October 14, 2017

Jakob

A guy with a very huge penis.

Guy: See that guy Jakob??
Girl: Yeah, and his penis is soooo huge

by Chickencore March 10, 2018

JackoffJanuary

Jackoff in pride as you start and end your January.

Aidan caught his dad participating in JackoffJanuary

by Kayden UrMom December 2, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is a really fucking hot and attractive guy, he has an amazing personality and is funny. He isnt buff, but he is very fit and sporty. He often has blue eyes and blonde hair. He is much rarer than a Jacob and as his name implies, he is protected by god - meaning “may God protect".
Every girl wants him and wants to talk to him but he doesn't care for most of them. He is a real homie and will never abandon his bros.

Girl: God i love Jakob
Girl 2: Yea he is sooooo hot and smart.

by Jakob.0.0.0 December 4, 2020

jakobsdal

A real askar neighberhood with the best places for shesh sessions. Its located in linköping and is 10X more dangerous than any other place in sweden. The queen of england once spoke out about how beautiful the nature and the surroundings are but how the death rate was so high duo to shootings. Jakobsdal carry some of the smartest children and they once built an entire amusmentpark from only a piece of glas and a rubberband. Jakobsdal represent all types of people from different backgrounds but not eparaggare bc they are seen as disgusting and are being hunted down and killed on sight. Jakobsdal is a place for all, periodtttt

hi wanna go to jakobsdal?
yeah i have a fat joint i wanna smoke near the water

by kahpetchino March 13, 2021

Jakob and Meadow

This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.

Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.

by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022

Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.

Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!

by oh_behave November 22, 2022