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A term for a really hot girl
(chick walks in) Dude...jalapeno!
jalapeno by Yeh. June 26, 2007

Tossing Jalapenos 

Exhibiting outrageously silly behavior due to extreme intoxication, usually without any recollection the following day.
She was so wasted, she was bouncing off the walls, wreaking havoc everywhere, and just tossing jalapenos all night long.
Tossing Jalapenos by zawa February 6, 2010

jalapeno pussy popper 

when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.
(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

Jalapeño Popper 

The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.
Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.

jalapeno pussy 

A term for a girl with an STD (most of time its hepatitis) = (simple terms) burning pussy
Rhonda: I went to the doctor and it seems I have hepatitis
Jerk: ha you got jalapeno pussy

Rhonda: shut up you fuckboy

Jerk: ........
A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.
Elias is a jalapeño who found his lovah, Natalie.