Jags

Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...

The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.

by Kultivator February 13, 2010

jags

Very horny, state of sexual arousal - male specific

Im so jags I could fuck a choir boy at Sunday Mass.

by Nel3211 August 19, 2012

Jag

Pretending to be straight, but really is of a homosexual persuasion.

"He says he wants to go out with her, but just slept with Mike. What a JAG!"

by Toots04401 December 2, 2013

jag

to fool one self or another

the idiot jag-ed himself

self-jag

by ... October 21, 2004

jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.

Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.

by Leewong May 2, 2006

Crying Jags

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.

My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.

by iNachoz July 30, 2009

Jag Man

NOUN

A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.

(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)

"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"

"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them

by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders October 1, 2008