Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 24, 2024
Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024
by Mahbarley August 11, 2024
(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault
by Gi2023 October 25, 2023
Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024
Referring to something or someone originating from Israel, often associated with characteristics such as innovation, resilience, and adaptability.
The Israeli approach to problem-solving, characterized by rapid adaptation and innovative thinking, has led to breakthroughs in various fields, from technology to agriculture.
by Amisraelhai December 28, 2023
Chill people who usually aren’t scared of much, and love parties, they may look tough but are usually kind, Except when driving.. “wai! lech lezin at atsmech!“ (Jeez! Go fuck yourself!)
by Rando (: November 23, 2024