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instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media
I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.
by daveuk123 October 8, 2020
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Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield
Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!
by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021
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instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.
instabacon is such a cool product!
by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021
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instaban

1. Verb. To be banned for ongoing play in an online video game for some action of insignificance, typically by some fat power hungry nerd who thrives on exercising his online powers.
My boy Nameless One just got instabanned for saying google.com in the main chat room by faggot Adept_Lynx!
by The Goat August 21, 2005
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instafail

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
by rabid9797 January 11, 2009
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Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals
eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!
by SUzyQ May 12, 2014
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Instagator

Someone who says negatives about an instagram all the time just to be a hater.
"She's too fat!"

"You Instagator!"
by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016
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