When someone takes your stuff, your space, your idea, your man, your dog’s bed — whatever — and claims it with so much boldness, fake confidence, and historical flashbacks that you start questioning if it ever was yours to begin with.
"My ex israeled my Netflix account—changed the password, added her mom’s email, and then DM’d me crying about 'digital self-defense'."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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Get the Israel mug.The entire free world was being threatened by savage terrorists when they were Israeled and no longer had to fight, since Israel defeated the terrorists themselves, at great cost to themselves.
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Get the Israeled mug.A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
Get the Israel has the right to defend itself mug.Someone with this name will be one of the smartest most kind and funny people you’ll met. If you don’t wanna be somewhere he’ll light up the room.If i’m having a bad day just hearing his voice helps. He’s not one that will open up to just anyone. But it don’t show he will show up with a smile and leave with everyone smiling!
Blank: “I really don’t wanna be here today”
*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling
*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling
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Get the Pro-israel mug.A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.
The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
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