IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

Ikeaing

Still shopping in Ikea.

Sorry love! I am still ikeaing.

by bestmanoftheworld August 31, 2022

IKEA Mafia

A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"

"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm

by GeodeShark July 30, 2024

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.

IM GONNA IKEA SALE YO ASS!!

by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009

Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 20, 2023

ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.

man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me

by shreggs September 16, 2019