2 definitions by MrOatmeal
Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.
"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.
by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019