Jesus himself

When an event or person is so godly or amazing that the only way it could be possible is if they are Jesus himself.

Dude that guy over there has picked up every girl all night..........without even talking to them!!!!!!??!!!!

-Jesus himself-

My friend robbed the biggest bank in the world using only a ballpoint pen!!!!

-Jesus himself-

by Zygorff October 20, 2009

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Butt Hummer

Sexual act; during anal sex (typically best between men) at the point of climax, the recipient of the load blasts a forceful, monstrous anal queef vibrating the schlong as it makes the deposit.

I was slamming this dude's ass last night and he gave me a crazy dope butt hummer. I was in heaven until I realized he back blasted me with shit streaked sperm.

by steve the leech November 23, 2013

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sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

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ball hummer

noun.

The art or act of taking testicles into your mouth and humming at the same time.

He's so hot, I really want to give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 10, 2006

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Brit Hume

Fox News' resident undead anchor. About five years ago Hume died in the middle of a broadcast. No one noticed, including Hume who has been broadcasting nonstop ever since.

Today Barack Obama wins the Iowa Caaucus what does this mean for Hillary... brains. BRAINS. Want brains!

*Brit Hume devours intern*

by Mal... May 15, 2008

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