Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.

by Face humper November 15, 2017

bumper humping

When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!

That person behind me is bumper humping me.

by TXTWIC November 12, 2019

Heart Humping

Doing CPR.

The patient went unresponsive with no pulse, Nurse Sam started heart humping right away. Code Blue!!!

by anonymous September 15, 2023

pixel humping

What you're doing when you watch your avatar get laid in a virtual metaverse such as Second Life or WoW.

So like, I totally picked up some dude last night online in SL and we ended up going back to his place and pixel humping.

by Steven Green January 12, 2007

medic humping

To ride an emergency vehicle's ass, taking advantage of the high speed and broken traffic

tech support guy: Shit, dude, we're late for work!
sales guy: I hear an ambulance coming. Let's medic hump to work!
tech support guy: Fo sho! Medic Humping is the Shizzle!

by Jager L July 18, 2007

Wet Humping

Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.

She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.

by ezola April 16, 2008

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006