hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper

by TymMonkey March 19, 2011

Hoops

Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.

To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild

by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

hopesfall

a really good band, that rocks loads

rocker 1: what is your fave band
rocker 2: hopesfall, they rock

by emma101 March 29, 2005

Hospes

Small gnome who has a penchant for alchemy.

He takes in about 3 pints of semen an uses it to conjure 10 water.

He also has one eyebrow.

"Ah damn i've stepped in a Hospes"

by Ste White January 17, 2007

Hooper

A move where you cup your hands under someone's stream while they're urinating and then throw said urine back to the urinator's face. (originates from a move that comedian Paul Hooper talked about on the Woody & Wilcox radio show)

"Dude, I bet Greg's eyes were stinging after Chris Hoopered him last night"

by San Diego Wildcat October 14, 2016

Hooves

Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.

"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."

by Der Künstler January 18, 2006