Hoes mad

Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit

Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch

Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest

Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans

Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy

by Icalledsnatchieshoee October 13, 2019

hoesfortimmy

The coolest people out there obsessed with Timothée chalamet

Hoesfortimmy are so much better than you because they are so cool it hurts

by meheartevanpeters June 4, 2021

Day Hoes

Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.

Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.

Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.

by JohnTesimo July 27, 2019

These hoes ain't loyal

A term used (often by rappers) referencing how promiscuous or "easy" girls never stay loyal to one man. They often swap one guy for another, viewing the new guy as superior in some way (bigger d, more money, better body, etc). Eventually this man too gets replaced for another (she seeks endless variety), rinse and repeat. It's a never ending cycle - until she either settles down and gets married to a provider (less likely) or grows into a bitter old lonely woman (more likely).

Friend 1: "I was banging this tinder date for a few weeks and then she just straight up ghosted me bro. I don't know what I even did wrong - we got along pretty well and the sex was great."
Friend 2: "There is only one type of girl on tinder bro. She obviously matched with a new stud and you've been replaced. Many such cases. Gotta remember: these hoes ain't loyal."

by badlookingwinner November 21, 2021

hesturbate

twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.

"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"

by Olivia Yearns November 10, 2008

fuck them hoes

Fuck them Hoes is a term that has been used by men for generations. First used by Native Americans when the pilgrims tried to take their land.

Indians: What do u guys want
White People: We finna take thy land right now!
Indians: Alr we finna kick y’alls ass righ quick then go and kill some Spanish people.
Then the pilgrims got ducking eaten
Indian Chief: Fuck them hoes

by Th3Pr0f1t February 27, 2021

Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.

#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!

by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008