gravon

A mildly itching genital region.

I really need to scratch my balls, I've got a really bad gravon.

by EverestEx April 9, 2011

granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)

Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"

by Bargle monster roob November 9, 2012

Granolatude

A word to describe the "holier than thou" attitude of people who feel they make healthier lifestyle and dietary choices than the majority of people. Most often seen in vegan and vegetarian people.

I just went to the store to buy some burgers, and the hippie cashier gave me major Granolatude about the unfair treatment of cows!

by Dez4prez August 8, 2016

granola stoner

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.

The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.

by Nursie93 February 25, 2017

Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.

My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.

by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018

Granola lot

A group of middle to upper middle class people working in charities, with little or no hands-on or genuine practical experience of working with people suffering in order to make themselves feel good and look cool, hip and fashionable.

Did you get help with your problem Dave?

No I saw one of the granola lot so I was belittled and given a leaflet.

by Reality Charity August 21, 2018

granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020