Gastonk

The sexual relationship between Gaston and Kronk, each being a himbo from Beauty and the Beast and The Emperor's New Groove respectively.

This ironic ship originated from an April 2020 TikTok video by Avital Shtapura (@avitalshtap) wherein he draws the first fanart ever of the crackship and laughs gleefully. The ship has spiraled out of control since, incurring dozens of OTP art, a Disney AMV, cosplay, headcanon, and Wattpad fanfictions all acredited to the original video.

Good Lord, those pesky Gastonk stans have vandalized yet another Wikipedia article!

Ah yes, I shall invest in this meme and make profit; i.e., gaSTONKS.

by Maggot Magnet May 1, 2020

3lb Gastric Orgasm

The very first flatulence passed during a day. Usually proceeding to the loss off 3lbs of gas weight.

<Doug wakes up> <farts> George: Doug you just had your 3lb Gastric Orgasm.

by Certamon May 5, 2009

gastrognome

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.

Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*

by jwgrooves March 20, 2011

Gaston

a rude, conceited, and narcissistic guy who is all about appearances. like the character from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Can you believe that guy?! He is such a Gaston!

by somegirlinusa June 28, 2010

gastrononscriptophobia

The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even when an order is accurately delivered.

I don't want ice in my coke, but my waiter has failed to write down my order, so I'm suffering a bout of acute gastrononscriptophobia.

by Rabelais October 28, 2008

Gaster

beware of this guy. Any phrase could be used to create a meme, it won't leave you alone, it won't stop at nothing. No, it can't be stopped, just one breath from you could trigger it

Gaster :"Sono dietro di te"
X :"NOOO LASCIAMI"

by Gaster_ May 22, 2022

philo gastration

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007