Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.

I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women

by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021

gloss

1. something shiny, glittery, commonly referred to makeup (like lip gloss.)
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2. to grace something upon something else
(ex: she glossed her hand upon my cheek.)
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3. gloss can also stand for "girls living outside societies shit" commonly put on punk patches or used as an older 2000's/90's feminist phrase.

2. (ex: she glossed her hand upon my cheek.)

by maharah December 20, 2021

Lip Gloss

Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent

"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"

by Thatnigga_Meech September 3, 2019

gloss

female vagina

The gloss is such heaven.
"Is that girl a lesbian?"; "Yeah, she likes the gloss."

by taintiest December 3, 2017

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Gloss over

I'm not going to let you do it.

Hym "None of this detracts from the fact that you're trying to steal my work and cut me out of the proceeds and I'm not going to let you gloss over the fact that I was both right about what is happening and right about being able to create AI. You eat that fucking crow you bitch. You eat it and love it or I'm going to murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Glossed

Used to indicate a bad situation you've found yourself in

Mark forgot his wife's birthday. He's glossed!

by SigmaMogger October 10, 2024