girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

by thejamdude August 8, 2006

girlfriend

A damn good replacement for a game system.

"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.

by Balla-4-Life September 3, 2003

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is one of the best things that will ever happen to you.

1) Ralan's girlfriend Alanna is pretty and funny.

2) Ralan is lucky because his girlfriend is Alanna.

by Manuelr11 January 6, 2014

girlfriend

something that i will never get becuase of fake wordboyfriend/words.

I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

girlfriend

A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.

- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."

For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?

by dirtydog October 10, 2003

Girlfriend

A female who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a woman who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong!

Girlfriend;

"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!

by intoxicating March 2, 2009

girlfriend

Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-

*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!

by BBWolf September 2, 2006