Guy1:hey was that girl?
Guy2:what girl?
Guy1:the one who gave you a box of chocolate
Guy2:oh she's my gift girl
Guy2:what girl?
Guy1:the one who gave you a box of chocolate
Guy2:oh she's my gift girl
by REDBIRD7 August 1, 2009
Get the Gift girlmug. Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.
by Greg B. January 1, 2006
Get the gift shopmug. by Can Not June 14, 2005
Get the gift takermug. 1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"
by covered in jewelry October 12, 2006
Get the guilt giftmug. A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.
On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.
On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.
My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.
That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?
My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?
That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?
My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?
by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005
Get the Chipmunk giftmug. 1. An average student with insecure parents.
2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.
3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.
3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?
by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009
Get the Gifted Childmug. When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.
by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009
Get the Meaty Giftmug.